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Snoogles Puddlemaker
10 April 2008 @ 01:39 pm
Today I was making paper roses for Mommy and I was using red food coloring to make them pink.  Something about that musta made them look good because before I finished I ATE THEM!  Mommy almost grounded me for eating paper but then I said I was just trying to make some roses for her. 
Know what else happened?  Mommy let me stay up late, but I fell asleep before all the good TV shows!
Current Mood: bouncypopcorn
Snoogles Puddlemaker
05 April 2008 @ 12:00 pm
Today I rode my bike!  It still has training wheels on it, but it's a good bike and it goes fast.  Zoooom!
I'm too short to reach the peddles so I wear this platform shoes when riding.  I smiled and waved at people but they didn't notice me and one guy kicked me because he didn't see me.  I know I'm short, but you could just look down a bit!  Then he told me that I was in HIS way.  I was so mad, but you know what!  I just said "I'm sorry" and moved aside.  Hopefully his mood will change.
Then I saw these guys breakdancing.  They were having fun and laughing!  I got off my bike and did some breakdancing with them.  I was so excited to make my first real friends in the big city!  But then a bad thing happened.  I wetted on myself.  I started to cry but my new friends just gave me a soda and said it was cool.  They even walked me home!  I was so happy I didn't even care that I forgot my bike!  THE BEST DAY!
Current Mood: bouncyouter space!
Current Music: Gimme Tha Loot - Notorious BIG
Snoogles Puddlemaker
22 March 2007 @ 08:24 am
I was at a public pool the other day and, well, I kinda had to pee.  So I just went in the water.  Someone caught me and he got very mad said "there's no P-E-E in P-O-O-L.  Let's keep it that way!"  I told him there was a P-O-O in pool and I asked if he wanted me to poo in it.  I'm not allowed in the public pool anymore.
Current Mood: quixoticquixotic
Snoogles Puddlemaker
22 March 2007 @ 12:18 am
I frew up on myself.  When your momma says to eat your ice cream slowly you better listen to her.
Current Mood: angrystinkline
Snoogles Puddlemaker
21 March 2007 @ 05:54 pm
I'm still trying to figure things out in this crazy city.  For the longest time I lived on a farm and it was cool.  I took naps in the field during clear nights, and when it rained I slept in the barn with the horsies.  Now I live in New York city, and boy is it different!  Da peoples here say words I don't know and I don't understand.  They shake my hand in funny ways.  Most of the people here look mad about something.  Maybe they're mad because they're confused.  Back on the farm I could make anyone happy, but here it's a lot harder.  Even my doctor is a grumpy puss! 
Last week I went for my monthly check-up and he was grumbling the whole time.  I asked him what was wrong and he said "nothing, you're perfectly healthy."  I then got confused, as I usually do, and asked "well then, why don't you smile?"  He looked at me for a long time.  I tried to smile at him to get him to smile back, but it didn't work.  That just made me sad and I started crying.  He then told me to get out of his office. 
I got a lollypop though, so now I'm not crying anymore!
Current Mood: distressedrollingaround
Current Music: "Boo Boo" - The Bee Bees
Snoogles Puddlemaker
20 March 2007 @ 09:39 pm
Today I was just strolling in the park, minding my own business, when this guy walked up to me and said "go feltch a dog."  I don't know what that means!  Maybe if I knew I could do it.  Is it the same as playing fetch? 
Current Mood: determinedxoxic
Current Music: Kiss Me Under The Old Bush - Googy Hymes Orchestra
Snoogles Puddlemaker
20 March 2007 @ 04:43 pm
I'm listening to something called In A Gadda Da Vida.  I have no idea what it means, but it makes me wanna shake my hips!  What rock and roll do you listen to?  I am very curious and I would like to try new songs to dance to!
Snoogles Puddlemaker
20 March 2007 @ 03:26 am
oh why oh why did I eat all dem cookies? Now I'm full.
My momma done told me not to eat too many cookies. I should have listened to momma.
Current Mood: sicksick
Current Music: my tummy making noises
Snoogles Puddlemaker
20 March 2007 @ 02:20 am
Hello world!  I'm Snoogles!
Current Mood: dorkydorky
Current Music: giggles